Wow, do we have a whole new way of social-networking for you! Senior Dating Exchange has always been a great place to meet new guys and gals of our certain age, but now we are going to be even more for you. Welcome to YourSpace, where you can think of us as your own personal club to join together with your ideas and thoughts and have fun. Meet, chat, play and work with others like yourselves. So come one come all and let's enjoy the trip together.
We here at Senior Dating Exchange are all about growth and diversity.
And if you've living in this economy like we are, you may need something to cheer you up.
So thanks to Mel Feinstein, we've got a little humor for you!
If you like this, tell us and we may create a brand new section of the web site for it.
Enjoy!
#1. Write it down!
A senior couple are lying in bed watching TV. Sarah, the wife turns to her husband, Sam and says, "I would love some vanilla ice cream. Would you get it for me, but please write it down"
"Darling, vanilla ice cream, I can remember that."
"Sam, you know, with some chocolate syrup, it would be really delicious, but write it down"
Sweetheart, chocolate syrup on vanilla ice cream, I can handle it"
"Sam, the piece de resistance would be to have chocolate sprinkles on top, but please write it down."
"Sarah, vanilla ice cream covered with chocolate syrup and sprinkles on top, I've got it"
Ten minutes later, Sam arrives with a plate of bacon and eggs, and Sarah says "I knew you would forget, where’s the toast"
#2. Man, that's a long time...
A young man decides to join a monastic order, which requires a vow of silence. This can only be broken after 10 years of service and upon receiving a call from the Abbot at which time, he is only permitted to say two words. Ten years go by and he is called by the Abbot who says, "Speak my son."
In reply, he says, "bed's hard," The Abbot says, "Go with God and return in ten years"
A decade passes and again he is called by the Abbot who says, "speak my son" the reply this time is "Food's bad" The Abbot in return says, "Go with God and return in ten years"
Thirty years go by and once again the Abbot meets him and says, "Speak my son" and this time the reply is "I quit" To which the Abbot avows, " I knew it all along, you have been complaining since you arrived."
#3. A different kind of senior.
Stanley, who is 38 years old, is still in high school. The school board has a meeting to decide what to do with Stanley-to expel him or permit him to graduate.
After deliberation, they decide to invite him to the graduation exercises where he will be asked a question by the principal. Should he answer the question correctly, he will receive a diploma. If he answers incorrectly, he will be expelled.
Upon learning that he will be invited to the graduation, Stanley invites all his relatives and friends who practically fill the auditorium.
Finally, the principal who says to him “Stanley, you have five apples and I hand you four more, how many will you have all together" calls up Stanley?
Stanley thinks for a while and finally answers "Nine"
With one voice, all of his relatives and friends shout, "Give him another Chance"
We hope you will be comfortable here, and that it will be your gateway to achieving happiness ahead - that too you will come to us with any ideas you may have to make our "club" better and more interesting and more fruitful for all our members. So let us begin by extending our sincere hope that you achieve your heart's desire filled with good health, happy times and that you meet that special someone who helps to make your life complete.
We say, the more the merrier. We are eventually going to have parties, cruises and events you may want to be part of, and the whole idea of course is to meet new friends and maybe that romantic find of a lifetime.
